While exile is lovely and very scary to play against this card is too ineffective at doing what you mainly want it to do
Even then, though, the optimal number of bobbleheads needed to win with this effect is 49 At that point, youre likely going to win the game from all the other dice-rolling payoffs you have in your deck
To top it off, the creature is a food golem. As you can probably imagine, there are no other food golems in MTG
You could search online for a good deck that fits your criteria for the day, but this is also assuming you have the cards to make said deck
Borderless rude riders show off the racing machines (and racing steeds) of the Ghirapur Grand Prix
This makes it easy to play straight out of the box, and there are different strategies within the deck, each allowing for a different playstyle